She came to work on Halloween dressed as a giant red lobster, with claws and everything. She just sauntered in, and sat in her swivel chair, and began to log into her computer, like it was a perfectly normal thing to do.
Her antennae scraped against the door jams, She ate melted butter and herbs for lunch, with a few tablespoons of bread crumbs.
They said she looked delicious after that. So she kept her claws up, and watched for the bibs and the shell crackers.
What a lovely crustacean was she. It was a shame, when that evening she walked out in all her red, shelled, sea faring glory, and came back the next day, just a girl.