“The collider has been dogged by problems. It made headlines late last year when a bird apparently dropped a "bit of baguette" into the accelerator, making the machine shut down.”
(CNN-Hadron Collider breakthrough as beams collide
March 30, 2010 7:42 a.m. EDT)
“Fly my feathered friend Fly!”
“How the hell did a bird get in here!”
The foxes and rabbits watched as Quetzalcoatl
dropped the crumb. The crumb that would affect
all of humanity.
“The particle must not be discovered.”
So they were either pecking at their lunch,
when they realized there was an emergency
of the fate kind,
or it was a carefully calculated plan.
The mysteries of the universe are safe for another day.
But we have to ask, why not an English Muffin or Pastry?